Simon Henshall

Simon Henshall

Simon Henshall

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About Me

Hi there! As you might have guessed, my name's Simon Henshall, and I work in the IT industry. In 2016 I made the decision to start up my own web development company, which I called Alpha Web, and still manage to this day. While working in the IT industry, I developed a passion for cybersecurity, and even tried my hand at penteration testing (otherwise known as ethical hacking). I currently hold the national record for penetration testing over at WeChall, which is an amalgamation of the vast majority of hacking 'challenge' sites.

Following my passion for cybersecurity, I decided to set up my own cybersecurity company, acting as a sister company to Alpha Web. Alpha Safe provides all the advice and tools you need to stay safe online, whether you're a sole trader or a multinational corporation. Visit them over at AlphaSafe.co.nz to protect yourself from all the dangers of the Internet.

As for my personal character, I'm an honest, chivalrous and assertive guy who's outgoing and loves meeting new people. I love video games, and would consider myself very competitive - I actually have several national records, and even a handful of world records in video games. I also play a mean game of chess, and am always up for a game on either Chess.com or LiChess.

I'm a huge fan of music, with arguably the most eclectic tastes in anyone you'll ever meet. From Vera Lynn to Eminem, there's almost no music that I don't like. Some of my favourites encompass well-known 'classics' such as Michael Jackson, Billy Joel, and Elton John, as well as modern rock like Evanescence, Green Day, Linkin Park, and The Killers. If I had to state my favourite genre, it would probably be metalcore, and I'm a huge fan of several obscure artists who gained fame primarily through YouTube, such as Ken Ashcorp and PrinceWhateverer.

If you stumbled upon this website and like the design, please feel free to check out my web portfolio over at www.simonhenshall.co.nz. I'm more than happy to help set you up with a website of your own!

My Favourite Quotes

"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -Adam Smith

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." -Aldous Huxley

"The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence." -Aldous Huxley

"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them." -Albert Einstein

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." -Albert Einstein

"The purpose of thinking is to let the ideas die instead of us dying." -Alfred North Whitehead

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." -André Gide

"Be a free thinker and don't accept everything you hear as truth. Be critical and evaluate what you believe in." -Aristotle

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Bernard M. Baruch

"Where your fear is, there your task is." -Carl Jung

"Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds." -Democritus

"The most dangerous of all educational mistakes in influencing humanity, is due to the fact, that children are now taught the Old Testament account of the world as absolute truth, although it wholly contradicts their physical and historical instruction." -Ellen Key

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -Evelyn Beatrice Hall (on Voltaire)

"We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak." -Epictetus

"Without music, life would be a mistake." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance." -George Bernard Shaw

"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." -George Washington

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do." -H. Jackson Brown Jr.

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life, but define yourself." -Harvey Fierstein

"If the truth shall kill them, let them die." -Immanuel Kant

"People think of education as something they can finish." -Isaac Asimov

"It's no joke to be articulate and to be able to think; there isn't anything that's more powerful than that." -Jordan B. Peterson

"Once you become consciously aware that you, yourself, are vulnerable, you understand the nature of human vulnerability, in general. You understand what it’s like to be fearful, and angry, and resentful, and bitter. You understand what pain means. And once you truly understand such feelings in yourself, and how they’re produced, you understand how to produce them in others. It is in this manner that the self-conscious beings that we are, become voluntarily and exquisitely capable of tormenting others." -Jordan B. Peterson

"Equality of outcome's a catastrophic ideal." -Jordan B. Peterson

"Learning never exhausts the mind." -Leonardo da Vinci

"Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know." -Lao Tzu

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." -Mahatma Gandhi

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." -Mark Twain

"We live in times where smart people are silenced so that stupid people won't be offended." -Nick Adams

"Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picaso

"A mistake repeated more than once is a choice." -Paulo Coelho

"Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy." -Robert A. Heinlein

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings." -Salvador Dali

"Associate with people who are likely to improve you." -Seneca

"We have a warped view of who’s oppressed and who’s the oppressor, when what we should be thinking about is accountability. Whether it's debt, unemployment or catch & release we have a culture of ZERO accountability." -Steven Crowder

"It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance." -Thomas Sowell

"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment feels like discrimination." -Thomas Sowell

"Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy, so they know the value of things, not the price." -Victor Hugo

"The right to free speech is more important than the content of the speech." -Voltaire

My Favourite Songs

Akin to MTV's classic 'Top 40' (and later 'U Choose 40'), I've decided to create my own 'Top 40' playlist. Below you'll find my favourite forty songs, in order. This page directly references the Spotify API, and essentially provides a custom presentation of the corresponding Spotify playlist, which can be found here.

Rank
Song Title
Artist(s)
Album
Play
1
True Friends
Bring Me The Horizon

That's The Spirit
2
Caraphernelia
Pierce The Veil

Selfish Machines
3
A Love Like War (feat. Vic Fuentes)
All Time Low
Vic Fuentes

Don't Panic: It's Longer Now!
4
Drown
Bring Me The Horizon

That's The Spirit (Track by Track Commentary)
5
Let Down
Palisades

Palisades
6
The Curse of Curves
Cute Is What We Aim For

The Same Old Blood Rush With A New Touch
7
Cry
The Used

Imaginary Enemy
8
King For A Day
Pierce The Veil
Kellin Quinn

Collide With The Sky
9
Throne
Bring Me The Horizon

That's The Spirit
10
Don't Mean A Thing
Borialis

What You Thought You Heard
11
Alone In A Room
Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria
12
Miss Your Face
Too Close To Touch

Haven't Been Myself
13
The Drug In Me Is You
Falling In Reverse

The Drug In Me Is You
14
Tears Don't Fall
Bullet For My Valentine

The Poison
15
Talk to a Friend
Rain City Drive

To Better Days
16
The Diary of Jane - Single Version
Breaking Benjamin

Phobia (Explicit Version)
17
Habits (Stay High) - Rock
Our Last Night

Habits (Stay High) [Rock]
18
Inside Out
Dangerkids

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19
Until the Day I Die
Story Of The Year

Page Avenue
20
Back To Me
Of Mice & Men

Defy
21
Broken Down
Sevendust

Seasons
22
Petty Trappin
SLAVES

Beautiful Death
23
Alive - Chris Lord-Alge Mix
P.O.D.

Satellite (U.S. Version)
24
Pittsburgh (No Intro)
The Amity Affliction

Let the Ocean Take Me
25
Didn't Need a Reason
Speech Patterns

Without a Sound
26
1-800-273-8255
Our Last Night

1-800-273-8255
27
It Ends Tonight
The All-American Rejects

Move Along
28
I Won't Give In
Asking Alexandria

The Black
29
Let This Haunt You
SLAVES

Beautiful Death
30
Fall
Palisades

Fall
31
Avalanche
Bring Me The Horizon

That's The Spirit (Track by Track Commentary)
32
True Colors
SLAVES

Beautiful Death
33
Skeletons
Heartist

Feeding Fiction
34
In The End
Black Veil Brides

Wretched and Divine: The Story Of The Wild Ones
35
Leave You Lonely
Too Close To Touch

Leave You Lonely
36
Crooked Smile
Too Close To Touch

Haven't Been Myself
37
On the Rocks
Ken Ashcorp

On the Rocks
38
Bite My Tongue
You Me At Six
Oli Sykes

Sinners Never Sleep
39
Break Through The Silence
Monty Are I

Break Through The Silence
40
Avalanche
Bring Me The Horizon

That's The Spirit
41
Prayers
Rain City Drive

To Better Days
42
Learning to Survive
We Came As Romans

Cold Like War
43
Sympathy
Too Close To Touch

Haven't Been Myself
44
Girl All the Bad Guys Want
Bowling For Soup

Drunk Enough To Dance
45
The Other Line
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Get Lost, Find Yourself

My Favourite Music Videos

Rank
Song Title
Artist(s)
Video
1
Please Use This Song
Jon Lajoie
2
Savin' Me
Nickelback
3
Handlebars
Flobots
4
I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
My Chemical Romance
5
From Yesterday
30 Seconds To Mars
6
I'm Awesome
Spose
7
Wake Me Up When September Ends
Green Day
8
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
The Bloodhound Gang
9
Dreamer
Ozzy Osbourne
10
Tribute
Tenacious D
11
Gives You Hell
The All-American Rejects
12
Burn My Shadow
UNKLE
13
Stacy's Mom
Fountains Of Wayne
14
Jesus Of Suburbia
Green Day
15
Fake It
Seether
16
Radioactive
Imagine Dragons
17
Bring Me To Life
Evanescence
18
Helena
My Chemical Romance
19
Kryptonite
3 Doors Down
20
This Too Shall Pass
OK GO
21
Black Hole Sun
Soundgarden
22
Stan
Eminem
23
Sophie
Goodshirt
24
Welcome To The Black Parade
My Chemical Romance
25
All That I've Got
The Used
26
The Pretender
Foo Fighters
27
When You Were Young
The Killers
28
Hurricane
30 Seconds To Mars
29
Centuries
Fall Out Boy
30
Mr. Brightside
The Killers
31
Settle Down
Kimbra
32
Love This Town
Dizzee Rascal (feat. Teddy Sky)
33
My Name Is
Eminem
34
Pop Song
Spose
35
Bad Touch
The Bloodhound Gang
36
You Get What You Give
New Radicals
37
Bye Bye Bye
'N Sync
38
Teenage Dirtbag
Wheatus
39
Rock That Body
The Black-Eyed Peas
40
Crawl
Atlas

My Gaming Records

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